Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
