It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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