Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
this hospital has no fireball
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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