I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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