And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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