he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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