Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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