i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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