Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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