Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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