Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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