Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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