Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Randomize
