Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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