i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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