Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Sponge bath it is.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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