so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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