Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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