I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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