fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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