I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
two words...techno handjob
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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