Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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