are you still at the devil's house?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I have tasted many bathrooms
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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