I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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