just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
