I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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