Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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