Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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