He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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