Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
