She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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