I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think people are normalizing furries
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