I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
dude. I can hear the air.
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