I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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