i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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