Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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