I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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