My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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