you guys were way drunker than both of me
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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