is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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