He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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