she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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