Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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