Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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