the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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