Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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