Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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