i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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