think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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