So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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