Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
third nipple confirmed
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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