I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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