Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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