Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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