But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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